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Still once, asked left loyalty Yi male call what name, a classmate wrote:Left cold Chan.
5, accidentally the language teacher stayed during the days in the senior high school question in composition test for'be I walked into campus for the first time'.Comment lesson up, the teacher reads a certain fairy in a class of composition:"When I walked into campus for the first time, in the moment whole was fresh flowers and applause ……" ground to a stop three, "finished".Then whole class a burst of and crary applause!Ha ha, the composition of this guy was given for a 80 centses by the teacher.Also was regarded as a high mark.
6, tested a language during the days in the senior high school, had the novel that a topic asked the reflection Manchu Dynasty officialdom to go bad is what, originally shoulded fill 《the officialdom reveals in material body to record 》 , I a classmate could not recall and and at the right moment saw a fewＡ slices at my house a day ago, filled "Qing Dynasty ten greatest tortures", afterwards our teacher reads out his answer while still being having a class.
Government when being 7, 1 was political:The number investigation ship of our country() investigates in North Pole.My answer:Titanic.
8, language examination, solve a phrase.Explain to"pass away" one phrase.It is great anger to accidentally answer the way"die"(originally wanted to write "dying") teacher ……
9, senior high school the time test a small composition and let to write a depiction article, result accidentally the classmate comprehend describe"sex" of article-grade notification critique!
10, 1 physical examinations, the teacher lets to fill "you think the most influential physicist", three blank spaces.We class one cow the person make three blank spaces writing term teacher Ke's name up got the tallest cent afterwards all.
11, primary school, together learn to carry on the back poem, front 3 backs of that call difficult.The last:"A line of egret goes to heaven"-the whole class is dizzy!
12, ask:!"The little lotus just exposes a sharp point Cape" of next, someone does to answer "a pay a red almond wall" and pour also much to the point.
13, Gao Yi's language touch bottom examination, "He Dang totally shears the west window candle", fill next.Accidentally answer:"The husband and wife sit opposite early dawn".The language teacher smiled while grading examination papers dizzy.Empress in the classroom say this matter, again dizzy!Right answer:"But the words expect mountain rain for night".
14, 1 language examinations, the poem fills blank is white reside ", not know to turn go into herein" in easy 《temple peach blossom in Talin 》 , being solving should is "often hated spring to return don't find place", my front row a classmate doesn't know is carry on the back wrong still examination listen to other people say answer, the Leng filled "often hated village Gu don't find place".The whole class is dizzy~~
15, I have a classmate of classmate it is said that test a language, request to write the empress of"only wish the person is long-last" sentence, suppressed along while, suppress out the sentence"is a to always spread"
16, the living creature examine one diagram of filling, asking a cell diagram is what living creature, it is a fruit fly of mother to be solving, accidentally class one big fairy answers "female fruit fly".The living creature set teacher holds a meeting to study N long, decision give 0 cent.
17, the some number of times learn examination, some gentleman one wrote an especially solution(request is write a solution), but don't get a goal, hence seek teacher's theory:"Writing is an and then should give for a cent!"Teacher Hao 8 unclear:"BE ah, there are several endless solutions, you wrote a , what I give is average to divide!"
18, senior high school the time is to fill a poem phrase next.Last BE:Luo sun friends and relatives such as mutually ask(the next good elephant is one ice the heart is in the jade pot and could not remembered clearly, the expert points out) me a classmate to fill" say me the building is at the Yue sun."
19, the senior high school is a language examination, is also fill next:
The Bi Fu Han big tree,() , seeming should be laughably over-confident,
I together learned to fill:A move also motionless.He He corresponds with fact very much.
20, during the days in the senior high school, living creature examination, ask:what type was the digest type of chicken ?
I can't, answer:chicken type!!!
Result teacher the whole class criticize!
21, last BE:Accidentally the "the west fills before the mountain egret to fly" classmate suppresses along while to suppress 8 proceed from is blind to write each"east village river bank the black turtle climb"
22, during the days in the senior high school one tests, China didn't call,(right answer, nine states, earthquake Dan, China etc.) the classmate answers, before paying that, sick man of Asia and Yamato people two ask a way to still be stained with a side, the third asks just for gathering together piece
23, while expecting an end, the last term delivers to go together with to supervise beginning 2 politicses.While accepting book, see on turning over with the hand two touch eyes to shockingly answer book:
A girl of:
Try treatise:Why is the our country still placed in a socialism entry-level stage?
Answer:Because ■■■ (the painting altered)■■■the socialism is incorrect.
Is another a:
Please discuss, how raise citizen's character of our country?
Answer:■■■ (A heap of painting is round and round)give birth to less some person Bai!
24, remember to is language examination in the senior high school, write ancient poem bureau
Last BE:"While waiting until mountain to spend lousy Man", accidentally class one fierce person incredibly filled:I then spare no effort to adopt flower
25.The teacher asks the four greatest households of civil war period BE?
Answer Yue:Hair Ze east, **, the week boon comes, Liu Shao Qi
26.The language teacher of junior high school, like some grammars write easy to read slip away of form, one day say the time of sentence composition he says:Lord Wei guest settle the form repair me to receive:Woman's part wants to know
27.Form master in the senior high school calls to increase easily even, we call that it increases a root, as time passes, he also has to hear, a day he suddenly says with us, you need not respect so me to make me increase an elder brother dry?The whole class all pours
28.Or our form master, the middle age gets son and calls easily big benefit, have to be cold
29, send down political tests, a male screams hysterically:"This I carry on the back of Ya!Answer so many why zero cents!"The old man is just face to keep suddenly and violently up the blue vein of Chuo Chuo his book son.
I stretch a head one Chou-any place this person that needs to write "communist" entirely write to do "total party".
30 high schools just read grade one, there is an in the final BE:()And() all eat green grass.Originally should be cow and sheep, the class has an answer of classmate incredibly BE(is total) and(country) all eat green grass
31 remember that the history teacher saw have a student to wrote"checked"ing of"with*** comrade for party the center in the core ……" word mistake to say for"black" word, result the zero dividing …… then he language center of gravity growing ground while telling us once him to take part in high examination book during the days in the senior high school:"Everyone never be busy medium come amiss to write a wrong character!!!"
32 junior high schools test a language
The topic asks old give up the name of the Sir's famous work
Together learn be can not recall
Ask me me to tell him the teahouse
Result that listens to into teapot cover
Be scolded by teacher's pain
33 the classmates read a text and had one to take out a palm-leaf fan among them before.The original deadlock should take out a palm-leaf fan.
That strong classmate directly reads take out a palm-leaf fan!~~All together pour~~
34 beginnings are two language monthly tests, the together strange is difficult to pour a student:"Change the sentence of disease:The chemisette problem woman does."
The joke condition piles up one after another while changing book.Such as:The chemisette problem man does;The chemisette problem woman does by himself[herself], chemisette problem I don't know how to do as well,Beats By Dr Dre Solo.
In fact the right answer is chemisette problem woman solution.Matching isn't appropriate.
35 primary schools are grade one fanciful ……
Just academic association sketch word, the teacher made us construct sentence.I see all of the classmates of flank are me love father, I love a mother what.Hence ask a teacher to"kill" a word how write, finally build an inside sentence:I have to be homicidal.Result the second day my father drive call arrive teacher's office …the teacher say me so small thought have a problem!My father answers criticism the teacher have no words to say~(my father is the teacher of the university)result grade 1-3 I didn't the good fruit eats ……depressed!
36 junior high schools of time have a class to read the Dou of Dou goose Yuan at a time sell ……
Result the whole class is suddenly and violently happy
37 still once was an at last together big mathematics is two solution method judgment which exactitude!I thought that the along while didn't want out and conveniently lifted a few phrases:Is male to say a public reason!The old woman says that the old woman has a reason!See don't manage!Want to all there is reason …
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